Just 162 days into steemit and I am already a crypto thousandaire. Who knew I would become some rich? It is so easy to do. I just make a post and all followers upvote all my posts. Every single time, every single follower. I have become so rich from posting on Steemit, I was able to buy this.
I first want to thank all the bots that curate my posts. Without you not reading my posts I couldn't been here without you. And those who Spam the system thank you for Raping the reward pool, it is because of people like you that buy an upvote services exist.
Steemit allows everyone to always get everything they want. All the money in the world is available at just ones finger tips. All they have to do is post and vote and others will do that same.
this is a satire story, you know fiction, though I really am a thousandaire now but that isn't enough to buy that house
