Langerhans is where poop gets its brown color. If it's not working, poop may be beige or even white. Noone adapts to the texture of poop despite its offputting; does not matter how creamy, or smooth. Noone wants to deal with it, but it affects everyone. We have run out of room to properly dispose of it. The planet is only so big, and its uncharted oceans are its final scape goat. And the oceans are ready to give back. Offputting keeps us from eating roaches, another endless supply. Spiders maybe, ants would be a joy. And not bees; we do not have enough. Roaches like poop are in abundance. We don't know what to do with both, so we ignorethe elephant in the room. Ignoring is not the answer, so we take time to resolve before we get back to what is important: creativity.