MOST LAUGHABLE SUPERHERO MOVIES OF OUR TIME
IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN CARE IF WE BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING
HE HEALS FROM A SERIOUS SPINAL INJURY BY DOING PUSHUPS, CRUNCHES, AND INCESSANT MOANING
HIS IDENTITY IS DEDUCED BY A BEAT-COP BECAUSE HE SCOWLS TOO HARD FOR A RICH WHITE GUY!