After making few cases on how great certain other people's works are, I thought of spending some time proving how great my own artistic works are. Actually......... Just kidding. But not really kidding. After making my account on STEEM, I'v tried to post some photography works with my mobile phone.
I personally think they were all decent enough works. But there are things in this world that makes me feel like I'm a genius talent. Does anyone remember how Taken 3 was made fun of by every single aspiring film maker/ editor/ film enthusiast?
I think Liam is a bit selfish by not using a stunt double. Each fence he climbs risks the jobs of millions on set. What if he dies while climbing the fence? No one wants to work with a stunt coordinator that killed Liam.
-Sky Sheep
It's easy to criticize but it's a lot less easy to climb over a fence and even more difficult to film an actor climbing over a fence, especially in a way that made it the most explosive scene in the film and perhaps in any film I've ever seen, including documentary films of nuclear explosions.
-Edward Swift
So I thought I shouldn't doubt myself too much. I thought I'd photograph some fences
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While Moving!
I know this isn't how photos are Taken. You need to keep the camera still. But there is no art without Transgression. So here is a first attempt.
Can you see the art in the whole thing? The cheap lens and my single flash brings the viewer close to the actual night. In films, the night always look too clear. That's unrealistic. In night you can't see things properly. This masterpiece of mine is emulating that "Feel" of night distorting the entire experience making art instead of merely capturing the "Moment". A photograph is said to be capable of capturing a "Moment"for eternity. But a Painting can capture an "Eternity" in a single moment.
I've captured that eternal sense of I can't see a god damn thing on this artsy pic of mine.
I've made a painting out of a photograph!
The coolest and most eye opening "Making of Art"
I worked harder than just putting my glasses on the floor. I actually got out into the darkness of night, found a fence and snapped my pics while walking! I'd say my tremendous work deserve some recognition form my local meseums and Art communities. If you are wondering how the whole fiasco looked like, here is a pic.
Making things BETTER! Taking things to the next Level
I believe in the progress we can make as a part of the artistic community. So i even made a bigger and better sequel to my "Fence in Darkness" Masterpiece. I made a "Fence in Darkness with a Tree" in an attmpt to bring more nature into the art. Fences are a human construct. Trees and plants are a biological/ecological construct. Putting them together symbolizes a prototype Cyborg entity where human labor and mechanics have brought mechanical constructs and biology together in the dark night where nobody can See a god damn thing!
Yes! You are looking at the Roots of what would eventually lead to the creation of cyborgs in the collective consciousness of the human existence. My picture captures a precursor to this
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See, I'm catching up to the amazing achievements of one of my favorite franchises ever created. I'm catching upto Ghost in the Shell through my AMAZING!!!! Photography. Can you believe it? This is the power of art. Art is AMAZING!!!
Art can cure Hunger!
How does art do that? Art can achieve this with cold hard money. I'm talking about millions of dollars. We can sell Art to wealthy individuals with AMAZING!!! taste and redistribute their wealth to feed the poor children.
I can pull off a bunch of the above each day. In fact I'm so great I can end orld poverty single handedly. I just need someone to market and sell my artistic expressions. The artist who made the above "Art'' also made the following which was sold for $84,165,000 USD. The miser who never cured world hunger with his money is named Barnett Newman.
But some ART are hard to pull off. Such is the 34th most expensive painting ever sold ($95,365,000 USD) - It's called: Nurse
