STEP ONE

Sign up for a Steem account on Steemit.com

STEP TWO

Start blogging about cool stuff and ping @stellabelle on Twitter (I won't upvote lame posts, though, so it better be good).

STEP THREE

Earn some Steem.

STEP FOUR

Visit Coinmarketcap.

STEP FIVE

Convert some of your STEEM earnings into the crypto coin of your choice.

STEP SIX

Check your smartphone every 5 minutes, throughout the day and night to see your new coin m00n.

STEP SEVEN

Repeat this until you're catatonic and blind.

Cheers!
Stellabelle