Do not think just because my name on this ridiculous site is shortened you can get away with referring to me with anything other than my complete title and remain alive. Only my closest ghoulfriends may call me Zint (and that is only when I am in an especially forgiving mood.)
You, pathetic mortal, may refer to me as Supreme Voidrifical Overlord of Eternal Victory Over Form, His Vicious Majesty, God-Emperor Zintar Mortalis. Leave off a single modifier, or stutter even once, and you shall have inconceivable hell to pay.
Yes, it is true, I am in an even worse mood than usual. These ludicrous game-modifiers are put into play as an ineffectual means of evening the playing field. Melee Mayhem? You attempt to steal the unearthly beauty from my Haunted Spirit; you attempt to defile what is unvanquishable.
The legions of death under my complete control are unquestionably the most powerful across all the splinterlands. Let this serve as a record, and a testament to my unbreakable dominion over all lesser beings (yes, that means you.)
