I was here to interview the woman who claimed this coffee shop caused them to grow facial hair.

And so the plot thickens 👀

Also, "inconclusive"?... Does that mean our beloved protagonist is gonna grow a mysterious beard? I mean she did drink the coffee afterall...(strange indeed)

Or, were they just a couple of ignorant babs who wanted to spend some time with people alike?

Either way, I blame Australia :)