Good lord😂
Now this was a true gem!

He spits on his thumb and rubs my lip hard.

Aw man, that sounds gross tbh XD

What word? "Coquettishly"(damn, how tf do you even pronounce that XD) or are you referring to the word "Come"?👀

This is so funny! It could literally become an entire movie series!

Anyway, hope your husband gets better soon. COVID is rough, I remember when I thought I had it😅