Good God! I hadn't even seen the topics for this week's engagement till now! This one looks hella promising!

_{I'll go check em out promptly}

Also,

That's why if I were immortal for a weekend, I would go to that place and kill all those assholes.

Honestly, I understand your feelings and where you're coming from with regards to this statement but... going all vigilante might not necessarily be the best thing. I don't think it would be worth getting the blood on your hands.

It's easier said than done to actually take the life of another human being. That shit takes a load amount of conscience and a significant return of trauma and self guilt.

Killing is best left to the professionals! Instead, I'll suggest you do what Batman would've done - beat em up so bad till they can no longer move or be recognized ;)