Oh... Sounds like my kind of Uber 😌

Sweaty from the bar? Cold like your Ex's heart? Feel free to live your Madonna moment and take the mic!

Yes, I like this man a lot :)

Although, I did notice a lack of mints. I mean, what kind of self respecting a hole goes as far as putting water, hand sanitizers, deodorants, even FREAKING TAMPONS, but not one goddamn mint!! °_°

Anyway, aside from the missing mints, that's an Uber way to heaven!