so I went to have a number 2 in a nice hotel lobby

I know what you mean, I did it in a bank once. Much lime you said, why would I wanna desecrate my own toilet when I can desecrate theirs instead!

😂😂 I can't believe your luck!

Also, that little shitty porter! Can't let you in for being "shoeless" and "sockless"... Bullshit! The nerve of that guy

_{P.S: I am now only realizing you meant Tottenham spurs and not San Antonio's lol... Because that would've been an impossible trip :)}