You guys have to see this video where Ted Cruz is OWNED by questions given to him by a female Texas resident. [SOURCE: The Young Turks](

Seriously how does an 8 minute video take this long to render? anyone? anyone? I'm dying out here and want to create contents. #zappl #zapplrant #steemit #videoproblems #contentcreationproblems #holmadiq

heyyyyyy get your shit together @bittrex.

will somebody, somebody come look at these and tell me what they think. I can't wait till bitcoin private.

This is why I miss Thanksgiving!

only because I ran out of wine for the evening. any else here share my sentiments.

least I don't so T around copy and pasting articles. some of y'all on here have no shame. I should @ y'all and let steemcleaners find you.

as @fyrstikken says all the time, it's time to get your shitting pants ready. get ready for that bitcoin private conference in NY.

Even the children at the clowns school are mean.

Zapphead getting all the girsl wet. Chyah Feels.Cuz I'm in the water. hehe. #comedy #steemit #photoshopfun

Last night I felt that my lines were straighter and I felt more angular. OMG my creator gave me a whole new look. Thanks Dad! Or Cosmic Being that pulls the strings in my life. #motivationmonday #newme

Yo @zappl who do you have for this superbowl? @marcusstudley1 @gamemusic @doobby @gamemusic @hugewhale it's telling me to follow you but are you worth it?

I'm looking at a lot of coins recently here's how they are doing. There's so much going on with ZCL and bitcoin private you got to get them now brah.

boy @boycharlieplays is doing a pretty cool comic to go along with his livestream yall should check it out next time.

Do you think he's right about this? A lot of people talk a big hype about this guy and I need to know from the STEEMIT community directly what yall think?@dazzle @haejin

I need a girl to be my wife nobody else she's all mine I need a girl in my life. #rnb #lovemusic #usher

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Big bitcoin private news coming out today during their first conference! check out this new wallet doe

Ladies and Gentlemen ya boy Zapphead is entering the Splatoon 2 ring!If you are playing shoot me a Zapp with your friend code!#gaming #nintendo #splatoon2 #steemitgamers

What's your favorite pick up line ladies to get your significant other in the mood?