Have you locked your file cabinet? The SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU ... "Pok pok pok, P'kok!" -- Superchicken

Portions not affecting outcome have been edited for broadcast. "Paul Lynde to block..." -- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares" "Today's robots are very primitive, capable of

"I don't think so," said Ren'be Descartes. Just then, he vanished. Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of

There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast. -- Helen Rowland The words fly away, the writings remain. Now I lay me down

Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE -- Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without

The Messiah will come. There will be a resurrection of the dead -- all the things that Jews believed in before they got so damn sophisticated. -- Rabbi Meir Kahane A physicist is an atom's way of knowing

Linus' Law: There is no heavier burden than a great potential. Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them? Just to remind everyone. Today,

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it. -- Red Skelton, surveying the funeral of Hollywood mogul Harry Cohn Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000