Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line.
Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
I've hacked the Xaw3d library to give you a Win95 like interface and it
is named Xaw95. You can replace your Xaw3d library.
Oh God, this is so disgusting!
-- seen on c.o.l.development.apps, about the "Win95 look-alike"