Our comedies are not to be laughed at. -Samuel Goldwyn
The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8.
-- R. B. Greenberg [referring to PDPs?]
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.
-- Snoopy
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