Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
-- C3P0
"Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream, but in the light of
what is known about the ubiquity of security vulnerabilities, it seems vastly
too dangerous for university folks to run with their heads in the sand."
-- Peter G. Neumann, RISKS moderator, about the Internet virus
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.
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