Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
-- Woody Allen
"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out."
-- John F. Haugh II ([email protected]), about forging net news articles
Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity,
or revenge?
-- Gustave Vapereau
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