Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy
for more than 15 percent of their life span. The words "I am sorry" and "I
am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary. They will stab
you, shoot you, break things in your apartment, say horrible things to your
friends and family, and then justify this abhorrent behavior by saying:
"Sure, I put your dog in the microwave. But I feel better for doing it."
-- Bruce Feirstein, "Nice Guys Sleep Alone"
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
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