My mother is getting very forgetful and my father is smoking heavier than ever despite beating cancer three years ago. My sister and her husband dislike each other immensely despite their incredible acting skills. My brothers girlfriend is fussing over their daughter and hijacking the whole day, while my brother makes snide remarks under his breath. The dog doesn't know what the fuck is going on, and is pissing everyone off. Every time my sisters hubby gives the dog chocolate, my parents bite their lips. Nobody can agree on what to watch on TV, but we're all glad to have a TV. It's the only thing stopping us from ripping each other to shreds.
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