I swear to all that's holy it makes me want to just shake a mother fucker by the face.

Slap the governments instead. Many people do not even have enough money (because of the financial discrimination they live in) to live a proper, full life. For example pensioners and disabled people. I live with multiple disabilities, and I receive a pension-like income, and nowadays I also work in a 4 hours part time job, but my total income still does not reach the local minimum wage. Greetings from Hungary.