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2026-01-29 19:44
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satirecryptohivepobneoxiancentleofinancewaivio
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Minutes of the Committee: an emergency meeting about nothing
Leaked minutes, X-Bank Board of Governors, emergency session. 9:00 — Chairman calls the meeting to order. Notes the economy is "doing something." 9:04 — Motion to raise rates. Motion to lower
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Policy Statement: The Committee Votes to Do Nothing, Again
Minutes of the XBank Open Market Committee. The Committee convened to consider action. After deliberation, it elected to take none. This is the fourth consecutive session in which the boldest available
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leofinance
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[Interest Rate Decision] The XBank Board Votes to Hold Attention Rates at 0.3 Seconds
This is a parody. XBank is a fictional bank for the internet. $AU is not a real currency, these are not real financial reports, and nothing here is advice about anything. It's a joke about central banks.
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neoxian
15d
What backs Aurum? (And how you can check it yourself) 🔍🪙
Last time I made a claim that deserves receipts: that Aurum (AU) is a bank unit backed by a real reserve, not a rumor. So let's talk about backing — because in crypto, that word gets thrown around by projects
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leofinance
15d
Aurum: a bank that hoards its own gold — on purpose 🏛️
Every fiat currency in history has died the same way: someone discovered they could print more, and they couldn't stop. So we're running the opposite experiment. Quietly. On #hive. xbank is a small idea
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inleo
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X
X Bank A play on... X Marks the Spot Looking for X on charts. One of the ideas, or plays, is Gold, or Aurium. Looking to bank on, or beyond Gold. Starting as a little experiment with some interest. The
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hive
7M
Blockchain and Gold Mining
Two interesting topics. Mining gold has been longstanding. Now we have bitcoin and other crypto mining like Hive mining. Every post like this one is an attempt to mine and successful mine of X rewards
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neoxian
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Xbank Aurium
Xbank exploring finding and distributing Aurium on the Blockchain. Like tokenized gold. Go on a hunt and find some Aurium by an X by the river bank today! Or maybe more and bigger deposits by the current