'Traffic Eko yi le payan (Lagos traffic can kill).'
'To survive on 3rd Mainland Bridge with the crazy traffic, I keep an empty plastic bottle in the car in which I pee when I am pressed.
The last time I did it, I forgot to empty the bottle leaving it in the car. The following morning, I saw my driver squeezing his face, and when I asked him what happened, he said: '"Oga La Casera te gbagbe sinu moto yen ti baje!"....馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ