Even though she went over the 5 minutes, @myjob's story about the various escapades they've had in cars from the prompt turn signal had me smiling the whole way through. I really enjoyed the bit about finding a white phosphorus flare. That's quite the scary chemical to just stumble across and throw in the back of your car/truck. My family also owned a car like she described where if you put things on the floor they ended up disappearing. The passenger seat had a small hole from rust damage under it and that's where our things were disappearing.

Also, Hello freewrite crew! I'm here to participate in all the wonderful and clever contests as well as sharpening my writing skills.