It's been awhile since I posted here and I've been a wild puppy dog so I've been super busy. I chewed a hole through my ball of unlimited happiness so I need to think about more work so that puppy dog has more balls of unlimited happiness for Dad to throw 1 billion 760,000,202 times...
I have been doing really awesome and the other day somebody walked past us and started talking however my dumb dad was hungry and not really paying attention at the very part because he was focused on getting our chicken stripes from the deli.
Anyway my dumb dad and this really cool motorcycle guy or talking about dealing with the last of my paperwork.
Which that means that I could possibly be a dad which is really cool.
And if I do two litters dad has the option of taking a pic of litter or he can just do a stud fee...
Which this means this is constant funding for puppy dog to have balls and also some backup funds just in case puppy dog adventures get a little too rough and we got to go to the vet to get me checked out.
And in this picture I look super cute.
Well I have to do what I can to help out so we are just going to enjoy The wonderful Life we have and the fact that I get to go for more runs.
Super awesome dog cannot wait.
And I have to be really careful because there's been around here trying to reach the perimeter and infiltrate to murder us all in our sleep.
Seriously nobody believes me however I know that the bunnies of Doom are conspiring to assault our position.
Well it really sucks but sometimes you just have to keep warning the ones you love about the imminent danger that we all face from these spawns of hell that are so tasty.
Don't forget I did get a chance to earn my nickname of bunny killer and I scored five successful kills on the spawn of bunnies so that technically makes me an ace?
And I totally got to go hang out with dad today at his martial arts practice and it was so cool because I got to bark every dog walking past.
And there are some really cool German shepherds there there is this one that was an older gout and she was so awesome she tried throwing me her bone so that we could go play however I have hormones going as a Young Doggo...
So I just don't get the mouth and pranced around helplessly.
Well I'm super excited and with getting this paperwork done is a good chance I'm going to have a litter of puppies maybe in my future.
Yeah I'm super excited. I might have a rich baby mama? Would she be a sugar baby mama at that point maybe so anyway I've got to go park some more at the accursed bunnies that are trying to reach the perimeter. I am convinced they're trying to breach my castle on rubber.
Wooda out...
