A few years ago a good friend of mine got into a severe car crash.
So to cheer her up I made and printed this drawing postersize and had the nurses hang it up on the wall facing her bed.
And what is more fun than making fun of yourself on the blockchain for everyone to see... forever...
The party
This music! What a blast! Hannah thought while dancing like there was no tomorrow. Fuck she was so happy she got invited, this was by far the most anticipated and most exclusive party of the year. She already started to forget what and who she had to do to get that invite.
If only Jess would be here, that would really have made the night. Sadly it was invite only and no +1 ... Hannah tried to get Jess an invite too but without prevail. She had considered not to go but Jess insisted that she should go, now way Jess was letting her miss this chance! What a friend she was.
Thinking about Jess made Hannah realize it was time for an insta-pause so Jess could be involved even if it only was trough facebook. She took out her phone and as soon as she snapped the picture a bearded man looked over her shoulder straight into the camera.
that's a keeper
he said, and continued walking. Hannah thought... "What a weirdo", she considered taking another one without a weirdo in the picture. But decided against it, she had been dancing no her own for a while now and didn't want Jess to think she was a loner.
She posted it to facebook with the caption "Having a blast" withing seconds two notifications popped up. One from Jess calling her a bitch with a heart emoji #jealous.
Another a facebook notification about the picture she just uploaded
Do you want to tag James Deer in this picture?
WTF facebook... that is just beyond creepy. Hannah ignored the notifications and went to get a drink. At the bar another 2 notifications came in.
James Deer has send you a friend request do you want to accept
James Deer commented on one of your "Hey keeper, how perfect do we look together on that picture, already missing you"
What the creep... Hannah denied the friend request and deleted Jame's message. See ordered a shot to get over the shock. Her phone chimed. No No No No NO! a facebook message from James...
Haha, it was just a joke. No need to delete my comment.
The shot came, she immediately ordered another, this night was getting less fun by the minute... Another 2 chimes...
PLEASE let it be Jess... A FUCK NO! FFS! James again...
it was a picture and a caption...
A picture of her at the bar with the shots
How about we stop ignoring, share one of those shots with me to make it up with me ;)
What a creep!! Hannah took a screenshot and send it to Jess
This guy ruined my night... I don't feel safe anymore I am going home.
She looked around to make sure James didn't notice her leaving and sneaked out. She considered taking a cab as those last shots hit her harder then she liked to admit. As she pulled out she could see James trough the windows searching for something or someone...
Hey did you leave already without me?
Goodbye fucking creep! I hope to never see you again. She really should have taken a cab, she had to put all her focus on the road ahead of her and even then she was struggling...
A Chime... FUCK! please no...
THANK GOD... the screen said it was a message from Jess.
She picked up her phone and started to read the message
Wh...
a loud bang, Hannah was thrown all over the car... everything went bright... and then...
dark..
Hannah came to in a hospital bed. what happened... Across her bed there was a blueish poster, her vision was still quite blurry so she could not exactly see what it said. She tried to sit up but everything hurt.. The pain blurred her vision a bit more.
A nurse came in Hannah laughed it looked like the nurse had a beard. HA now that was funny.
Hi there keeper...
FUCK
The Nurse
Drawn on : Sony xperia z3c tablet Drawn with : AutoDesk SketchBook
As always what do you think?
Do you like the format of me combining My images with a short story?
Do you need some bleech after seeing this?
How many beers will it take to erase this trauma?
