Hmm...those are very weird dreams. A shrink isn't a bad idea.

Well, it became a staggering 8 hour + trip due to extreme traffic jams that crowded the routes during most of the trip!

Why do bad things happen when you need to take a shit? 😆 That's when the world decides to slow down

Seriously, you ignored me basically my entire life and now you're interested in knowing what my likes and dislikes are? Girl, i just wanna take a shii goddamn it!

I've experienced this several times, but with farts.

What a messy ending this was 😆😆😆