Akpos had an accident with his new BMW X6. He
manage 2 get up and called a police officer and
said: ”this man just came and smash off my
BMW. My 6 million naira car is now condemned”.
The police officer shook his head in amazement
and said: “You Akpos, you are so materialistic.
You didn’t even realise that your hand had been
cut off”. Akpos looked at his amputated hand
and screamed: “Oh my God, where is my gold
wrist watch
