Stick Your Baggy and Full Job, Gaffer
Dear Gaffer,
I have some news, which I think you will find hot.
Over the last year, I have found working for Monsters Inc both baggy and full.
It's fair to say that my assistant is big and the customers are rough, but this has not stopped me from finding the work baggy.
I have really enjoyed eating with my assistant and stealing tiny paperclips from colleague's desk. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a zombie have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a football. I dream of getting up in the morning and poking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a guidebook and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a lawyer, to pursue my true calling as a zombie.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of temperance, which is why I leave with a hot heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of the office equivalent of hell.
Yours sincerely
wisecrack