Enough With Your Tall Sound-proofing and Dirty Sound-proofing
Dear Bob,
I have always felt ecstatic living near to you. You are the most fiery neighbour a person could ever meet.
Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.
I'm afraid I can no longer stand your inconsiderate dog.
I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your sound-proofing is too tall and your sound-proofing way too dirty. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a speaker
I have to insist that you take action to stop your inconsiderate dog from upsetting me. I demand that you cut down the hedge then take the fence down.
And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your inconsiderate dog increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a classy neighbourhood like Rose Close.
If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call the fire brigade and post photos of your inconsiderate dog on Facebook.
Furthermore, I have close ties with thugs and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.
Thanks
wisecrack