Haha you just reminded me of my fav dialaguo sequences in the movie called the graet debaters ...

Denzel Washington : Who is the judge?

Debate team: The judge is God.

Denzel Washington : Why is he God?

Debate team: Because he decides who wins or loses. Not my opponeent.

Denzel Washington : Who is your opponent?

Debate team: He does not exist.

Denzel Washington : Why does he not exist?

Debate team: Because he is a mere dissenting voice of the truth I speak