Your story reminds me of what happened to our friends last month. They had a house full of family and possibly their big dog was offended in some way and he showed it by lay a big pile in the middle of the living room carpet while everyone was sleeping. Well, their remote-controlled Rumba Vacume cleaner that works every night spread it everywhere.

Yours could have been worse...you might have had you mouth open as the pudding was flying. lol!