Wow!! Just seen this, though published six months ago .
What can I say?
Your logics are as comical as they are controversial!!
Yes! It afforded me the platform to think beyond YOUR Box to see the incongruence in your logic. Nevertheless,it worth my while.
Numericals are not just numbers , but comparison of values.Thus the LEAST value to be compared with , in successive gradation is 01 as 00 is deemed as it is, to be ZERO in value. The LEAST grade therefore is 01.
Indeed every sub zero numbers are not REAL as they are only indicative of Negatives as compared to the BASE , being 01.
In applied mathematics in Physical Engineering, this provable law is deployed , hence results could be calculated from theoretical imputs. Same is deployed in Aeroneutics , Oceanography, Geological Mappings etc!! Anyone who deploys your theories in these exercises and other similitudes will end in Disasters!!
Great mental excursion all the same, similar to what 
RE: 2 + 2 = 5 And I Can Prove It