Since I have been feeling a bit amused (and maybe jealous) of the Cryptokitties, I've decided I also have an emptiness that can't be filled by human interaction, hence I need a pet. Cryptokitties just aren't enough to fill the void that I feel, so..
Not just adopt though, to take an unnatural, over-involved interest in a minnow's life
Since my own success is moderate at best, I hope to catapult you past my own level and remind you for the rest of our lives, how I am responsible for all of your victories.
If you are interested in becoming my online project giving me illusions of making a difference and a smug sense of personal importance, please apply below. I will focus on you until I lose interest. Likely about a month, after which I will forever remind you that I launched your career.
Please let me know how you can fulfill my need to be needed below..
Must be a small account with less than 1k SteemPower, a history of PoweringUp, and some reasonable content.
For the rest of you feeling unloved, you should adopt a minnow also, everyone needs an indentured servant.
(it is all in fun, but I really will adopt a minnow for a bit)
