My Co-Dependent Adopt A Minnow Plan...

Since I have been feeling a bit amused (and maybe jealous) of the Cryptokitties, I've decided I also have an emptiness that can't be filled by human interaction, hence I need a pet.  Cryptokitties just aren't enough to fill the void that I feel, so.. 

I've decided to adopt a Minnow.  Not just adopt, but live vicariously through you co-dependently.  

Not just adopt though, to take an unnatural, over-involved interest in a minnow's life

• If you are adopted, I will live for your success or failure.
• I will over-estimate your successes and become over-involved in your failures
• I will brag about you even when you don't deserve it.  I will post about how fabulous you are even if you are barely average.
• I will nag you and give you unsolicited advice
• I will upvote you just to keep you happy, I will demand that others acknowledge your talents and shame them for upvoting others over you.
• I will quickly tire of you when you become self sufficient and can no longer meet my need to be needed

Since my own success is moderate at best, I hope to catapult you past my own level and remind you for the rest of our lives, how I am responsible for all of your victories.

If you are interested in becoming my online project giving me illusions of making a difference and a smug sense of personal importance, please apply below.  I will focus on you until I lose interest.  Likely about a month, after which I will forever remind you that I launched your career.

Please let me know how you can fulfill my need to be needed below..

Must be a small account with less than 1k SteemPower, a history of PoweringUp, and some reasonable content.

For the rest of you feeling unloved, you should adopt a minnow also, everyone needs an indentured servant.

@whatsup

(it is all in fun, but I really will adopt a minnow for a bit)