I found two fun freewrites for the prompt: cold front. First up is @myjob who explains how a cold front ruins fishing but what she wrote about how her husband could possibly be the reason for global warming is what made me laugh.
https://steemit.com/hive-161155/@myjob/day-865-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-cold-front

Next up is @flemingfarm whose wife literally has a cold front. The conversation between the warm bodied husband and the ice queen is a fun read and one that many can relate to.
https://beta.steemit.com/hive-161155/@flemingfarm/ice-tits-tuesday-5-minute-freewrite