Don’t try this when you feel like shit. It won’t work. You gotta be in a positively charged or neutral mood. Think back to when you were a kid.
You played!
You pretended you were a fish. You pushed a ball around in a circle with your finger for no reason. You sang nonsense to yourself. You made funny faces without worrying about being called strange.
Why the fuck did you stop!?
That’s the real you, the you that can manifest out of thin air. You were playful. You were curious. You made fun where there was none.
Get back to that shit right now. No excuses. I said it doesn’t work if you are in a bad mood but that’s not true, it just takes a few tries.
If you are upset, squish a banana in your hands and lick the banana off your fingers, stomp your feet and shout. Stop being a fucking adult. Nobody likes fucking adults. They lied to you. Whoever told you you have to grow up lied to you.
Just be whatever you feel like being right now. People won’t even dislike you for it as long as you can feel them out and find a middle ground. They will like you more for it if you can do this.
That’s the secret. That’s it. that is all you need.
