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Thanks a ton!

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles. --Beverly

The Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. --P. G. Wodehouse--

War to the hilt between capitalism and communism is inevitable. Today, of course, we are not strong enough to attack. Our time will come in 20 or 30 years. In order to win, we shall need the element of

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. --H. L. Mencken--

The last thing you want is an educated, affluent and emancipated population. Power hinges on the restriction and control of wealth. Science and technology offer unlimited wealth. Therefore, science and

Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.

They have rights who dare maintain them. -- James Russell Lowell

Oh, 7,000 infantry, 600 artillery, and 2 divisions of paratroops.

Thoughts on Programming, Number 45: I don't know any reason why we couldn't do it, but maybe we can think of one. -Mark C. Davison

Laws of Programming: #5 - A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer

Lacquered frog bands are no longer popular with America's influential trendsetters, Max. We'd be hosed.

In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw--

Alley's Axiom: Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. --Will Rogers--

That's so deep, I'm getting the bends.... If you want me, I'll be in the decompression chamber.

In your plan, `A Better Britain For Us', you claimed that you would build eighty-eight thousand million billion houses a year in the greater London area alone. In fact, you built only three in the last

Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy: 1) When in doubt, mumble. 2) When in trouble, delegate. 3) When in charge, ponder.