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We, free citizens of the Great Republic, feel an honest pride in her greatness, her strength, her just and gentle government, her wide liberties, her honored name, her stainless history, her unbesmirched

Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy: 1) When in doubt, mumble. 2) When in trouble, delegate. 3) When in charge, ponder.

They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos. Had one get loose on me back in '62. It slipped out of the cables while we were lowering it out of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something. --Stephen Leacock--

Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. When you give up that force, you are ruined. -

Bok's Law: If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.

It's the central preoccupation of my life.

Aerodynamics. Designer jeans. Roofing supplies. That sort of thing.

One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscrimiate charity. --Andrew Carnegie--

Life does not cease to be funny when people die and more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. --George Bernard Shaw--

Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know! I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Yeah, that's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye. Suddenly my door swung open, and in

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An historian is nothing more than an unsuccessful novelist. --H. L. Mencken--

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War to the hilt between capitalism and communism is inevitable. Today, of course, we are not strong enough to attack. Our time will come in 20 or 30 years. In order to win, we shall need the element of