Created in a top-secret laboratory, way back on January the 11th 1981, Wales' leading scientists attempted to make the perfect human... But did they succeed??
The data of the birth was lost in a fire, but some rumours say that I came out walking, talking and fully clothed. All I know is that the world wasn't ready for what was about to be unleashed upon it.
It's been 39 years since that eventful day and the world still hasn't got a clue what's hit it.
(me in my late teens - me now)
I can safely say that I am now well past my peak. Its been a long slippery road, but an enjoyable one.
So the scientists that initially thought I was the "Second coming" and saviour, have now created my genetic double in 1/2pint and the fate of the world rests with him.
Using the most up to date technology, the scientists here in Wales have even been able to create an older version of me, to study the effects on old age...
(me at 125yrs old)
Looks like, apart from a few SILVER hairs, I age pretty well....
So all that's left to say is - PENBLWYDD HAPUS I FI (happy birthday to me)
I'm now off to eat my own body weight in junk food. Hope you all have a great day, I know I will