A few days ago in one of my favourite Discord channels, where we all get along regardless of our political persuasion, the conversation took an amusing turn. The topic? Egg prices... Apparently, they’ve shot up faster than a rocket strapped to a particularly ambitious chicken. The reasons are many; supply chain issues, inflation, feed costs, the next plan-demic, but honestly, I didn’t pay too much attention to the specifics. Why? Because I don’t have that problem, mate!
See, while the rest of the world is scrambling (pun absolutely intended) to find affordable eggs, I just take a leisurely stroll into my backyard, where my little feathery workforce is hard at it, providing a steady supply of fresh, golden-yolked goodness every single day.
The joys of backyard chickens
Raising your own chickens isn’t just about avoiding egg shortages. It’s about self-sufficiency, sustainability, and let’s be honest—having hilarious, quirky little dinosaurs waddling around your garden. They each have their own personalities, and watching them potter about is oddly therapeutic.
Every morning, my kids dash outside, excited to see how many eggs our hens have gifted us. It’s a small thing, but it fosters a connection to nature and teaches them responsibility. Plus, let’s not forget the sheer joy of eating an egg you know is fresh because it was laid that very morning. Once you’ve tasted a home-laid egg, those pale, watery supermarket ones just don’t cut it.
The financial upside: More money for shiny things!
Now, here’s where things get even better. Not having to buy eggs means there’s a little extra left in the budget. And what do I do with that extra change? Well, let’s just say my gold and silver stack has been growing nicely, while others are stuck paying double for their breakfast essentials. Who knew that keeping chickens could be an indirect stacking strategy?
Eggs for breakfast, silver and gold for the future—it’s a win-win situation. And with inflation chipping away at people’s purchasing power, being able to produce anything of value at home is a huge advantage. While others are hoarding supermarket eggs like they’re some new form of currency, I can sit back, crack open a fresh one, and enjoy my omelette with a side of financial peace of mind.
The takeaway
Backyard chickens aren’t just a food source—they’re an investment in resilience. Whether it’s eggs today or the knowledge that I can always produce a little something extra when times get tough, they offer a bit of security in an increasingly unpredictable world. Plus, it’s always fun to reply to “Have you seen the price of eggs!?” with a smug, “Oh, really? I wouldn’t know.”
Now, if only I could teach them to lay gold nuggets...
