Bruno The Cat

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Hello!

My name is Bruno. My human servants adopted me from a local cat rescue in 2015.

I'm a fairly solitary cat, but I will allow my humans to pet me from time to time, and on rare occasions I'll lay down in bed for some good head scratches. Overall, I like my alone time. As long as the humans feed me, change my litter and open the curtains so I can watch the bird feeders, I'm good!

Relaxing!

I'm a cat. I live a pretty quiet life; I sit, sleep, eat, poop, meow, and chitter at birds I see out of the window. Oh - And this is my adopted brother Roderick. He's pretty chill and we're good friends. We'll talk more about him some other time though. This post is all about me and my majestic black fur.

No! Not the vet!

I don't really like to talk about my past, but my owners think that I was left out in the cold before I was picked up by the animal rescue. I purr excessively, and I may have had an upper respiratory infection when I was young. I also have some weird occasional issues with blisters on my feet that my owners and the vets can't figure out. We've tried various foods, different bowls, and different litters, and the condition has gradually gotten less severe. My brother cat Roderick has no symptoms like this, nor does the evil dog-beast Keevah who also inhabits my house. So I guess I'm just unique.

Bed Time!

It's always bed time! I love my beauty rest! My humans think that this bed belongs to them, but it's really mine.

Kitty Yoga!

I also use my bed as a personal yoga studio to do all sorts of weird kitty-stretches while I sleep. I know, I know, I'm beautiful and majestic.

Kitty Camping!

This is a tent that the human slaves purchased for me. One day I played a little too rough with my brother Roderick and we broke this tent, so it's gone now. My humans still spoil me with all sorts of toys, treats and cat structures, but I usually prefer a cardboard box or batting around pens and papers that my humans definitely left on the table for me to use.

For me?

My human slaves are mean and don't let me play with the houseplants, but for some reason they bought me my own a plant called Cat Grass and it's the best thing ever.

Gotta go!

I have urgent cat duties to attend to. There's a sparrow in the back yard that I haven't chittered at - and it looked at me!!

I'll be back soon with more updates on my exciting life.

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