My name is Tigger, and I'm a Maine Coon. I've already used up many of my nine lives; sometimes going off for miles and days, getting into a scrape, only to hobble home wounded half-alive. My owner has returned me to health many times using the Rife machine, and micro doses of Ayahuasca......this is far better than all the Bechtel Pharma chemicals the Vet pumps out these days.
Recently I got snipped, and this has chilled me out. I now spend my time relaxing, being cute, trying to be the boss over humans, and reminiscing all the girls, fights, and adventures I've had. I also meow like a kitten when my food is late.