You kind of didn't, but you really did a clickbait 😂
Was hoping that at the end you'll throw it away, I bet it's a repetitive motion from the machine isn't it ?

Because there is nothing better than real human massage where you don't have to be a pro to do it, just like in anything. You do get better at times, especially for the back there is so much we can do.

I went to joga classes a few times, but found out it's not for me or I'm not for it 😅

There is a ton of massage guides online I bet they work and it's different now that you find a video for everything. Real hands are always better than a machine.