The national news just came in with a report (we are not at the peak temp of the day yet)

• There is a nationwide smog alert (we never have smog..)
• Bridges won't close since the material expanded to much.
• We are now facing what is described as "extreme low waterpressure."

The weatherman calls it surreal.

This is what I mean people... exactly this.
We are at the peak now: 113F