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Walking through a brightly lit tunnel, you may think I’m in some upscale area? That could not be further from the truth as this is a place you may well get mugged. Things are not always as they seem and

Boris Johnson says it is "eminently feasible" to leave the EU by 31 October while several rivals say more time may be needed. Blah blah blah, dog eat dog at its finest. Your my enemy today as

Selah Schneiter has climbed a rock wall that is beyond some of the most experienced climbers. She is 10 years old. 10 years old? Hope she had some good safety gear on. Kids at that age haven't really got

Photographer Sayan Hazra captures a day in the life of one of India's few female DJs. This is fantastic, and kudos to Puja Seth for rebelling and taking back her life. In the west we hear horror stories

A waiter in a London branch was asked by the manager to pay £3 towards a £40 unpaid bill. Can't say I have ever done a walk out, or a runner it would be termed here. I don't know why a waiter would be

Scientists destroy final UK laboratory samples of rinderpest, the disease that wiped out most of the cattle in Sub-Saharan Africa. It's great that they have wiped out a virus, but there's many more waiting

The comedian had come under fire for making a remark about throwing battery acid at politicians. So much political correctness in today's society isn't there? The milkshake over Nigel Farage still makes

Barcelona and Argentina forward Lionel Messi is the world's highest paid athlete earning £100m in the past 12 months, according to the Forbes top 100 ranking. Is the worthy of being the highest paid

Andrea Leadsom says the UK must leave in October, but Mark Harper and Rory Stewart demand "realism". It's all going to get very heated and nasty soon. Who wants the top dog job? The one who

Christel Stainfield-Bruce was stabbed after she refused to hand over her mobile phone. Broad daylight too? Surely the camera's got this midget. Only 5'3'? There's no way he would have attacked a bloke,

Households with one over-75 who gets pension credit will continue to receive a free TV licence. This is going to affect my ageing mother and sucks to be honest. Are they gonna take away the winter gas

Rafael Nadal is "almost impossible" to beat at the French Open and it is a "big ask" for Dominic Thiem to stop him on Sunday, says ex-British number one Greg Rusedski. Is it so impossible?

The Tory leadership hopeful says taking the class A drug 20 years ago "was a crime". It's all coming out isn't it? This one did this 30 years ago, this one did that 120 years ago? Honestly, they

Real Madrid's bid to sign Belgium forward Eden Hazard from Chelsea for a fee in the region of £88m is expected to be concluded in a matter of days. This was always going to be on the cards, the best players

Unseeded American teenager Amanda Anisimova reaches the French Open semi-finals with a straight-set win over 2018 champion Simona Halep. So the last big player has been knocked out. There really is a chance

Johanna Konta's maiden French Open semi-final is pushed back to Friday after rain washes out Wednesday's play in Paris. You would think they would have at least one court with a roof? Granted the weather

More than £11m has been spent on the Metropolitan Police inquiry since it began in 2011. £300,000 a year, how long can this go on for? I'm a parent but this search appears to be endless. How many other

Johanna Konta's stunning French Open continues as she beats Sloane Stephens to become the first British woman since 1983 to reach the semi-finals. What a performance! I was doubting her when she started

The US president promises a “phenomenal” trade deal for the UK after Brexit but refuses to meet Jeremy Corbyn. A “phenomenal” trade? When he goes back to the US he then sticks the daggers in and changes

Hiked over 13km today and feeling a little worse for wear over it. A gale was blowing on the top and not doing much for my vertigo, with a killer cliff on my left. 20383 Hiking