Hilarious or corny?

The first makes the second fade away very quickly. The more weird the better.
As far as the "Gâteau" is concerned, the King got lost in the ghetto and ended up in Germany. Because it's not in the French calorie bomb, but full on in a Black Forest gateau in the middle of southern Germany. But that doesn't matter! The main thing is that he destroyed the gâteau in the ghetto. 😉