CHAPTER 8 — THE BODY-MARKET: BECOME YOUR OWN PRODUCT®
(Biomarketing Compliance Manual – 3rd Edition, approved by the World Council of Transhuman Brands™)
"You are not a consumer. You are the merchandise you consume."
— Welcome slogan of the Corpobrand™ Conversion Center
🧬 THE FINAL TURN: TOTAL INTEGRATION
After exhausting resources, then memories, the thirst multinationals turned to the only limitless commodity: you.
The human body has become a 24/7 advertising platform.
You no longer breathe—you broadcast slogans.
You no longer sweat—you secrete branded micro-droplets.
You no longer dream—you receive targeted mental banners.
🤝 THE INCORPORATION CONTRACT
At birth, every citizen signs (via neural reflex) a Marketing Coexistence Agreement™.
By 6 months old, your liver can be sponsored. Your saliva becomes corporate property. Your DNA is converted into a dynamic logo.
📄 Excerpt from a Corpobrand™ profile:
Name: Jules Hydrosynthe™
Body Brand: SECRET® (small intestine + tongue)
Active Partnerships: LiquiLux™, PepsiGen™, GoogleBladder™
Status: Hydric Ambassador Level 3 (Access to 1 sponsored bath/month)
🧠 NEURO-ADS: NEUTRALIZED THOUGHTS
Any unbranded thought is deemed anti-competitive.
The NeuroBillBoard™, a chip implanted in the cortex, displays ads in real-time based on neural activity.
Thought: "I’m thirsty?" → Response: "Thirsty for illusion? SECRET® Reality Drink™."
Thought: "I’m unhappy." → Response: "Get -40% on the NostalgiaPlus™ pack."
💄 INTERIOR DESIGN: THE AESTHETICS OF VISCERA
Fashion evolved. You no longer wear makeup—you reconfigure.
Premium® influencers get their pancreas sponsored, customize their red blood cells to match their feed, and livestream "Digestive Unboxings" on DigestTok™.
Surgeries now popularize "Organic Rebranding™":
Bottle-shaped eyes
QR Code pores
Soundtracked stomach (jingle per swallow)
🛐 THE ULTIMATE RITE: LOGOTIC BAPTISM
In the Temples of Influence™, each individual undergoes a ritual:
Residual Consciousness Scan
Injection of Sacred Advertising Ink
Conversion into Consumable Identity
At the exit, you no longer say "I am myself"—but:
"I am version 5.2.3 of the SECRET® Essence Supreme™ pack with Digestive Loyalty & Auto-Retweet options."
📦 FINAL PHASE: SELF-SHIPPING
You live in a package.
You ship yourself to brands.
You test yourself. You consume yourself. You return yourself (shipping not included).
Your body is now traceable data, a rateable product, limited-edition content.
🚨 AUTOMATED INTERRUPTION: CORPORATE MESSAGE
"We noticed your irony levels. Please adjust to match approved Brand Sentiment™."
"Upgrade to Premium Flesh+ to unlock satire without consequences."
"This thought is under review."
To be continued… Maybe.
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