Oops! I almost forgot to reply here...

Seriously, even when my eyes were good, I couldn't read a book in English in one day.

You don't wanna know how many books I've read and in how many different languages ;<)

and I can't imagine why you would like the Netherlands over Spain, but I know nothing of these places.

I don't but I prefer Portugal over Spain these days ;<)

So how soon before the two of you do a film?

Now I'm curious who you are referring to with the 'two' of us here :<)

P.S. Convinued is a word joke based on my name haha!