So I wonder what has wired my monkey brain to think that medical masks are the devils work and I need to get the fuck away from people who wear them.

Monkey brain, wise. Masks, not good. Sometimes it's even instinctive. I hope we don't last long on this, long time and it starts to have an effect on our brains. I have heard from people that even in their dreams people wear masks. Sad if you ask me.

Anyway... cheers!