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11 riddles and puns
11 riddles and puns
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2026-01-15 10:32
What has keys but can't open locks? (Answer: A piano)
What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter? (Answer: An envelope)
What is always coming but never arrives? (Answer: Tomorrow)
What is black and white and read all over? (Answer: A newspaper)
What has a head, a tail, but no body? (Answer: A coin)
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? (Answer: A promise)
What has a thumb but no fingers? (Answer: A glove)
What goes up but never comes down? (Answer: Your age)
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? (Answer: Nothing)
What can be measured, but not seen? (Answer: Time)
What is always moving, yet never moves? (Answer: A river's current, or the answer "The bed" as in a river bed).
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be a purr-cussionist.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well.
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