SO I GET THIS YOUNG COUPLE IN MY CAB AND THEY TELL ME THEY ARE ON THEIR HONEYMOON. OF COURSE I CONGRATULATE THEM AND ASK WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED ON YOUR HONEYMOON? THEY SAY WE WOULD LIKE TO GO TO A SHOW AND A GREAT DINNER BUT WE HEAR SOME OF THE TOP RESTERAUNTS CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE. I SAY EXPENSIVE IS A RELATVE TERM IN LAS VEGAS. WHEN YOU GET TO THE RESTERAUNT ASK THEM HOW MAY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO BRING ME THE BILL. IF THEY SAY THREE RUN. THREE MEANS THE ONE WITH THE BILL THE ONE WITH THE OXYGEN AND THE ONE WITH THE SMELLING SALT!
